Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
karkat lets gamzee braid flowers into his curls and gamzee ends up filling karkat’s entire head with flowers while karkat was asleep. ze realizes the trouble karkat will have when he tries to get them out. ze slowly realizes that karkat won’t be happy so ze gently lifts karkat’s head from zir lap and then quietly leaves.