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patriarchy proverb (via stfueverything)

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Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
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kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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filtered-rays:

Tumblr should I cut my hair

and if so recommend me a style

if u have long hair just shave half of it right off

or turn it into a

long

horsey

mohawk

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ponceprince:

i mostly did this for me

ponceprince:

i mostly did this for me

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fuck-slayer:

karkat lets gamzee braid flowers into his curls and gamzee ends up filling karkat’s entire head with flowers while karkat was asleep. ze realizes the trouble karkat will have when he tries to get them out. ze slowly realizes that karkat won’t be happy so ze gently lifts karkat’s head from zir lap and then quietly leaves.

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mskneesocks:

i finally made a pixel of my angel girl

mskneesocks:

i finally made a pixel of my angel girl

(via homestuck-arts)

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weirdobookworm:

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

Who needs boys when you have a cute widdle kittycat??

weirdobookworm:

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

Who needs boys when you have a cute widdle kittycat??

image

(via homestuck-arts)

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mrsflareon:

This is my kind of romance. Thank you, Google.

mrsflareon:

This is my kind of romance. Thank you, Google.

(via vambrace)

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kindergraph:

happy 17th birthday children. finished it w an hour to spare
edit: tumblr compressed it so heres the full res

kindergraph:

happy 17th birthday children. finished it w an hour to spare

edit: tumblr compressed it so heres the full res

(via homestuck-arts)

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thedogist:

Kobe, American Pit Bull Terrier, 9th & 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY

thedogist:

Kobe, American Pit Bull Terrier, 9th & 7th Ave, Brooklyn, NY

(via fyeahcanines)

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